the douchery

so yr at a party and you think everyone there is a total douche. you look around, you examine their house. their things. and you make all these assumptions. you break some lawn chair somewhere that was already broke beforehand, but you make sure it will never see another butt cheek. and you quickly get shitfaced. then you are impersonating someone who no one knows. but really obnoxiously. and you notice that everyone is watching you. and then you realize the sad fact. that you have become the douche.

long hot summer nights.

i ride my bike late at night. it feels so right in this town. i'm dying for the fall to creep in. dogs chase me under the full moon. nipping at my tires. last night i saw firemen surrounding a van ablaze in my neighborhood. a bum fight breaks out. i fall asleep well rested.